"The controller that doesn't exist... but should."
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Transmits data through enchanted air particles. No more pesky network cables—just sprinkle and connect.
Each port blessed by a different holiday sprite. Port 13 is cursed (in a fun way).
Runs entirely on ambient moonlight and Christmas spirit. 0W power consumption*
Technically infinite, but the fairy union negotiated a limit. Premium version unlocks Elf Mode (4,800/port).
Just think about your sequence and the PixieCon16 programs itself. Requires Crystal Ball Dongle (sold separately in another dimension).
Encased in crystallized snowflake armor. Operating temp: -∞°F to ∞°F. Also works underwater and in the vacuum of space.
Automatically syncs to any song. Even songs that don't exist yet. Especially songs that don't exist yet.
Supports colors that haven't been discovered yet. Includes "Ultra Violet-er" and "Infrared-ish."
Do not expose to direct sunlight (will giggle uncontrollably).
Do not operate while disbelieving in magic.
Keep away from skeptics and HOA board members.
May spontaneously generate glitter. Synchronized Christmas is not responsible for glitter contamination.
Side effects include: uncontrollable holiday cheer, neighbors asking "how did you DO that?", and mild levitation.
Ever since I installed the PixieCon16, my lights sync to songs I haven't even chosen yet. It's like it reads my mind. Terrifying. I love it.
I asked Light-O-Rama support about this and they just started laughing and hung up. That's how you know it's premium.
My PixieCon16 floated out of the box and installed itself. The fairy dust got everywhere but honestly, worth it.
Join the waitlist for when this definitely, absolutely becomes real.
*Expected ship date: When pigs fly (Q4 2087)