Join the PixieCon16™ Waitlist

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Let's Be Crystal Clear

The PixieCon16™ does not exist. It has never existed. It will never exist. There is no factory. There are no fairies. The Fairy Dust Protocol™ is not a real thing (though honestly, it should be).

This is a joke website created by Synchroinized Christmas who thought "what if we combined the PixCon and the Pixie?" and then things got out of hand.

If you actually need pixel controllers, scroll down. We've got links to things that actually exist.

✨ The Completely Pointless Signup Form ✨

We won't email you. We can't email you. This form goes nowhere. But it's fun, right?

Your Imaginary Name (make one up, we don't care)

Email Address (this literally goes nowhere)

How many PixieCon16s would you order if they existed?

What magical features would you add?

Preferred payment method for fictional goods:

I acknowledge that I am signing up for absolutely nothing, that the PixieCon16 is a fictional product, and that I'm okay with that because honestly this website made me smile and that's worth something.

I solemnly swear that I believe in fairies. (Mandatory for Fairy Dust Protocol™ compatibility)

✧ What Happens After You Submit ✧

Step 1: Absolutely Nothing

Your form data evaporates into the digital ether. No database. No mailing list. Just vibes.

Step 2: Continue With Your Life

Go outside. Touch grass. String some lights. Hug your actual pixel controllers.

Step 3: Maybe Share This With a Friend

If you know someone in the LOR community who would get a kick out of this, send it their way.

Step 4: Wait Forever

The PixieCon16 ships the same day Half-Life 3 releases, on a truck driven by Bigfoot.

🎄 Want Controllers That Actually Exist? 🎄

We joke because we love. Light-O-Rama makes genuinely excellent products that are real and actually ship to your house. Here's where to find the non-fictional stuff:

🏠 Light-O-Rama Official 🛒 LOR Store 💡 Real Pixel Controllers ✨ Synchronized Christmas